Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl
Dog Training Dad Jokes
- Why did the dog need a tutor? Because he was having paws-itive trouble with his commands!
- What do you call a woke dog? A social paw-justice warrior.
Kidney and December 14th Pun Jokes
- What do you call an extremely small kidney? A bean-y weeny!
- What’s the best part about December 14th? The 14th of December!
Knock-Knock Dog Training Joke
- Knock knock.
- Woof?
- Who’s there?
- Sit.
Woke Dog Training Dad Joke
- Why did the woke dog boycott the park? Because it was a dog park, not a pup-park!
Politics and Dog Training Anecdote
- A politician was trying to train his dog to sit.
- “Sit, Rover!” he commanded.
- But the dog stood motionless.
- The politician tried again, “Sit, Rover!”
- Nothing.
- Finally, the politician sighed, “Oh well, I guess he’s right. A sitting dog does not a good politician make.”
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Dad Joke about These Jokes
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all about dog training. Get it? Doggone-it!