The Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza
Chick-n-Nuggets of Wisdom
What do you call a chicken nugget that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel nugget!
OK Boomer, Hold My Nuggets
What do you call a chicken nugget that’s too old for your jokes? An OK boomer nugget!
Mirthful Miranda or December Delight
What’s Miranda Kerr’s favorite month of the year? December 14th! Because it’s “her anniversary.”
Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Chicken Nugget
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken nugget.
Chicken nugget who?
Chicken nugget out of here, you’re making me laugh too much!
OK Boomer, Eat Your Nugget
What do you call a boomer who’s always complaining about avocado toast? A chicken nugget elitist!
Political Poultry
In a recent election, a candidate used the slogan “Vote for Chicken Nuggets!” But they lost because their opponents stole their nuggets and ate them!
A Riddle to Roast Your Brain
What has a head and a tail but no body? A chicken nugget.
Bonus Joke: The Dad Joke of Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who tells the worst jokes? A dad joke-oh-no.