Title: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Prophet-ly Groan
Prophet Jokes
Why did the Prophet get upset? Because he was for-seen!
What do you call a Millennial Prophet? A Hashtag Prophet!
Muscle and December 14th Puns
Why are muscles so handy? Because they work hard and never biceps out on you!
What is December 14th known for? Not-being December 31st!
Prophet Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Profit. Profit who? Profit from your bad jokes!
Millennial Joke
What does a Millennial Prophet say before making a prophecy? “BRB, gotta check my TikTok.”
Anecdote about Prophet in Politics
Prophet met a politician who kept interrupting him. Prophet calmly said, “Hold your horses, I’m the one with the divine revelations!”
Random Riddle
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re Prophet-ably terrible!
Summary
This article gathered some not-so-good and some hilarious dad jokes centered around Prophet, muscles, December 14th, and Millennials. It also included a knock-knock joke about Prophet, an anecdote about his political escapades, and a random riddle to test your wits. Whether you groaned or laughed, these jokes were designed to make you appreciate the cringe-worthy humor of dads everywhere.