Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly…

Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible

Pasta-bly Dad Jokes

• What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter.

• Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole.

FYP-Related Dad Jokes

• What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other is so lame it makes you want to “For Your Page.”

• Why did the FYP dad joke cross the road? To get to the other side of the comments section.

Navel and December 15th Puns

• What do you call a belly button that’s always in trouble? A navel delinquent.

• What’s the best day of the year to go to the navel doctor? December 15th, because it’s a belly-ach party.

Knock-Knock Jokes About Italians

• Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Olive.
  • Olive who?
  • Olive you, beautiful!

• Knock, knock.

  • Who’s there?
  • Pasta.
  • Pasta who?
  • Pasta la vista, baby!

Cute Dad Joke Anecdote

In a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being Italian. The accused candidate slyly responded, “I’m not Italian. I’m a Roman-tic, because I love my wife.”

Random Joke/Riddle

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!