Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dad, and the Hilarious
Dad Joke High Alert: Squirrel Monkey
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What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s always running? A rush hour!
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Why did the squirrel monkey get a job at the music studio? Because he was a real “bussin’ musician!”
Punny Delights
- Why were the December 15th and Galatea arrested? For impersonating December 25th and Aphrodite!
Knock-Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Squirrel.
- Squirrel who?
- Squirrel monkey that just escaped the zoo!
Bussin’ Dad Joke
- What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s really good at baking? A “bussin’ baker!”
Political Squirrel Monkey
- Why did the squirrel monkey run for office? Because he wanted to make the world a better place for all monkeys! He promised “a nutty future!”
Bonus Joke
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
Dad Joke Reflection
These dad jokes may not be the most brilliant or original, but that’s part of their charm. They’re the kind of jokes that make you groan and laugh at the same time. They’re the perfect way to spread some dad-icated cheer and bring a smile to your face.