Headline: Dad Jokes: Not for the Faint of Heart
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Dad Joke about Ornithophobia:
Why did the ornithophobe visit the library?
To check out the “Birdwatching for Dummies” book! -
Dad Joke about Ornithophobia + Simp:
What do you call a bird that’s always simping?
A “tweeter”! -
Pun Joke:
What do you get if you cross a vagina and December 15th?
A pubic hair-itage! -
Knock-Knock Joke about Ornithophobia:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Oh, my god, it’s an owl! -
Dad Joke about Simp:
What do you call a guy who always gets friend-zoned?
A “simp-atica”! -
Cute Anecdote:
I overheard a politician with ornithophobia giving a speech.
He kept looking at the rafters, saying, “I can’t make eye contact with the eagles in the audience!” -
Random Joke:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
Bob!
Expansive Summary:
Brace yourself for a feather-ruffling barrage of dad jokes! From the bird-phobic to the simp-ish, these jokes will leave you cringing or cackling. Don’t be a chicken, dive into this aviary of hilarity and see if you can spot the “tweetest” of them all. Even the most seasoned dad joke enthusiasts will be squawking with laughter after this!