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Pepper Jokes: Dad Jokes for the Ages

What do you call a pepper that’s always in trouble?
A hot mess!

Historical Pepper Pun:
What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware with a load of black pepper?
“I cannot tell a lie, I’ve got my pepper spray in my waistcoat!”

Uranus or December 15th Pun:
What do Uranus and December 15th have in common?
They’re both my birthday! (One in space, one on Earth)

Knock-Knock Joke about Pepper:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepper spray in your eyes!

Historical Dad Joke Related to Pepper:
Why did Thomas Edison avoid eating jalapenos?
Because he didn’t want to brighten anyone’s day too quickly!

Political Pepper Anecdote:
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of pepper.
“My fellow Americans,” he said, “pepper is the spice of life. Without it, everything would be bland and boring.”
Just then, a man in the audience interrupted. “Excuse me, sir,” he said. “But what about salt?”
The politician paused and replied, “Well, salt is the sodium chloride of life.”

Bonus Joke:
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!

Summary:

From the spicy pepper jokes to the historical puns, this compilation of dad jokes offers a humorous blend of wit and wisdom. From George Washington’s pepper spray to Edison’s spicy aversion, history provides ample fodder for laughter. Pepper-themed knock-knock jokes and political anecdotes add a dash of fun, leaving readers with a lingering smile and a craving for more dad jokes.