Dad Joke Bonanza: Greyhound, December, and More!
Greyhound Jokes
What do you call a Greyhound that’s always ready to race?
* A greyhound poodle!
What do you call a Greyhound that’s too radical?
* A greyt-i-tude!
Phoebe or December 16th Pun
What do you call December 16th that’s also part of the Friends cast?
* Phoebe Buffay-day!
Knock-Knock: Greyhound
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Greyhound.
Greyhound who?
I’m grey-hound to catch that bus!
Radical Dad Joke
What do you call a radical who’s always down for the cause?
* A rad-ical dude!
Greyhound in Politics
In a political debate, a Greyhound candidate said, “We need to run the country like a pack of Greyhounds.”
Another candidate replied, “That’s a good idea, but I don’t know if we have enough politicians with the Barkleys for that!”
Random Jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
* A stick!
What do you get when you cross Santa and a snowman?
* Frostbite!
Dad Jokes About Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who tells really bad jokes?
* A father of puns!