Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous

Science Dad Jokes

• Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Because he wanted to DNA!

Naughty Science Dad Jokes

• What did the naughty nucleus say to the electron? “Hey, I’ve got my own protons, thanks!”

Punny Jokes

• What do you call a doctor who can’t stop making rectum jokes? A proctologist!
• Why did the calendar get arrested? Because it was found guilty of December 16th!

Science Knock-Knock Joke

• Knock, knock.
• Who’s there?
• Nucleus.
• Nucleus who?
• Nucleus not respond, you’re too protony!

Naughty Dad Joke

• Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the other ovary!

Political Science Dad Joke

In a meeting, a dad politician proudly declared, “I have a joke that will break the ice!”
The audience groaned.
The politician sighed, “Well, at least it showed you the cold hard truth.”

Random Joke

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

Riddle

What has a neck without a head, arms without hands, and a body without legs?

… A shirt