What’s the Best Way to Make a Cat Laugh?
Tell it a meow-velous joke!
Dad Jokes about Ailurophobia (Fear of Cats)
- Why did the ailurophobe cross the road? To get to the other side without a cat-tastrophe!
- How does an ailurophobe react to a cat? They hit different-ly!
Pun Joke
- Why did Saturn get arrested? For ringing in December 16th too early!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ailurophobe.
- Ailurophobe who?
- Ailurophobe you not gonna let me in?
Dad Joke about Hits Different
- Why did the music hit the ailurophobe different? Because it had a cat-chy chorus!
Anecdote
Politician: I understand that some people have ailurophobia, but let’s not make a cat-a-strophe out of it.
Random Joke
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
Riddle
I have keys but open no locks, I have a space but it’s not a room, You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
(Answer: a keyboard)
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes about ailurophobia so bad? Because they’re the cat’s meow-west!