Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes
Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist.
Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe
- Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.”
- What do you call a Stargate that’s always out of sync? A “gate-away drug.”
Bonus Bae Joke
- Why is Destiny the best ship for bae? Because it’s got a “stargate to my heart.”
Pun-tastic Moments
- Why did the salivary glands get jealous of the pancreas? Because it made all the enzymes.
- What do you call December 16th? “Sock it to me” day.
Knock-Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stargate.
Stargate who?
Stargate ready to launch!
Another Bae-utiful Dad Joke
- Why did Bae join the Lucian Alliance? Because she wanted to “get some of that Lucian action.”
Political Punchline
In a heated political debate, one politician argued, “We need to build a Stargate to another planet to fix our problems.” The opposing politician quipped, “That’s a gate-way into more debt!”
Random Ridiculousness
- What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why do dad jokes about Stargate Universe suck? Because they’re always “out of this world” bad.
Expansive Summary (Not a Conclusion)
Through our witty tale of dad joke misadventures, we’ve explored the depths of Stargate Universe humor, spanning from cringe-inducing puns to snarky political commentary. Whether you’re a seasoned Stargate fan or simply appreciate the art of terrible jokes, we hope you’ve had a chuckle or two. Because let’s face it, even the cheesiest dad jokes can brighten our day.