Dad Jokes: A Mop-Tastic Collection
Custodian Jokes
- What do you call a custodian who’s always sweeping things under the rug? A dustin’ cover-up!
- Why did the highkey custodian get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the high-pressure cleaning!
Epiglottis/December 17th Pun
- What do you call an epiglottis that’s out of control? A lid with an attitude!
Custodian Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Custodian.
- Custodian who?
- I’m the dust master, now mop with you!
Highkey Dad Joke
- Why did the highkey custodian get so excited when he found a highlighter? Because it was the first thing he could clean that wasn’t already yellow!
Custodian in Politics
- A custodian running for office promised to make the streets so clean that even a vacuum cleaner would be jealous.
Random Joke
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Riddle
- I am always wet, but I never get dry. I always move, but I never get tired. What am I?
- Answer: A river
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they clean up well but don’t make the cut!