Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: The Pawesome Puns and Woof-tastic Quips
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Shenanigans
- Why don’t Cavalier King Charles Spaniels make good spies? Because they always bark up the wrong tree!
- What do you call a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that likes to say “Yass”? A sophisticated queen!
Ureter and December 17th Puns
- What do you call a blocked ureter? A pee-nic basket!
- Why is December 17th a special day? Because it’s the day we can buy half off half-price items!
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cavalier.
- Cavalier who?
- Cavalier King Charles Spaniel! I got your tail wagging, didn’t I?
Yass-Related Dad Joke
- What do you call a Yass-loving Cavalier King Charles Spaniel? A Yass-hole!
Political Anecdote: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel in Congress
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named “Paws-itive” ran for office and promised to “bring pawlitics back to the people.” Unfortunately, he lost by a whisker.
Bonus Joke/Riddle
- What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not alive? A glove!