Dad Jokes that Will Make You Crust-a-cean with Laughter
Lobster Jokes
- Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the sea weed!
- What do you call a lobster that needs to relax? A shellfish!
Lobster-Related Chill Pill Joke
- What do you say to a stressed-out lobster? “Take a chill pill, you’ll be fine!”
Nix/December 17th Pun
- What do you call it when someone takes you on a date on December 17th? A nixmas!
Lobster Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lobster.
- Lobster who?
- Lobster have you been so long?
Another Chill Pill Joke
- What do you call a chill pill in the Arctic? An ice pill!
Lobster in Politics
One day, a lobster ran for office. He promised to serve the people and make life “shell-fish” for everyone.
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re just “sea”-rious puns!