Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead!
Federal Government Fumbles
“Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!”
“What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!”
Betting on the Government
“What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!”
Umbriel or 12/17
“Why did Umbriel, the moon of Uranus, get fired?” “Because it was always ‘over the moon’!”
“What’s another word for December 17th?” “National Write a Check to Your Credit Card Day!”
Knock, Knock!
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Federal Government.”
“Federal Government who?”
“Federal Government needs to raise the debt ceiling, again!”
More Bet-Related Goodness
“What do you call a bet between two politicians?” “A gamble for the people’s money!”
Federal Government Follies
A politician proudly declares, “I’m a big fan of the government!”
His aide whispers, “That’s not very reassuring, sir. It’s like saying you’re a big fan of the Titanic!”
Random Dad Joke
“What did the math book say to the geometry book?” “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems!”
The Ultimate Dad Joke Meta-Joke
“Why are dad jokes so bad?” “Because they’re delivered by dads, who are known for their ‘daditude’ and inability to resist puns.”