Dad Jokes for the Humor-Challenged
Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking
- Why was the public speaker so nervous? Because he had glossophobia!
- What’s the best way to cure glossophobia? Outta sight, outta mind!
- Why did Kerberos get kicked out of the dog park? Because it barked “Heads up!” on December 18th!
Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Glossophobia.
- Glossophobia who?
- I’m afraid to say…
Outta Sight
- Why did the politician with glossophobia love to hide behind the podium? Outta sight, outta mind!
Political Anecdote:
A politician with severe glossophobia once stumbled through a speech, saying, “I’m not a good public speaker… I clearly have glossophobia… but as you can see… I’m out here…” A voice from the audience interjected, “Way outta sight!”
Random Joke/Riddle:
What has a head but no brain, a mouth but cannot speak, and a bed but never sleeps? – A river
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes:
- What do you call bad jokes about bad jokes? Dad jokes about dad jokes!