Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment!
Vegan Jokes
- What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off!
- Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas.
Nipples and December 18th Jokes
- What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip.
- Why is December 18th the nipple of the year? Because it’s the chestiest month!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, I’m vegan!
Turnt Jokes
- What do you call a turnt vegan? A pea-party!
- Why did the turnt vegan get lost? Because they were too high on turnips!
Vegan in Politics
“I’m running for mayor as a vegan,” a candidate announced. “My first order of business is to make all city vehicles carrot. That’s my plan-it all!”
Random Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke that isn’t funny?
A dad joke!