Dad Jokes: Rotten to the Core
Fruit-tastic Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a banana that’s always giving you a hard time? A peel-tantly frustrated banana!
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very peel-y!
Bogus Banana Banter:
- Why was the banana arrested? Because it was framed for being bogus!
Rectal or December 18th Pun:
- What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms and no fruit! (See what I did there? Rectum = wreck ’em.)
Knock-Knock Banana Bananza:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- You peel-in’ me apart!
Bogus Ballad of the Berries:
- What do you call a strawberry that pretends to be a blueberry? A bogus berry!
Fruits in Political Peril:
- Why did the apple run for office? Because it wanted to be the Big Apple!
Random Joke/Riddle:
- What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes:
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re berry-ible!
Expansive Summary:
Prepare yourself for a fruity feast of terrible dad jokes that will either make you groan or giggle. From banana battles to bogus berries, this article has it all. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy these pun-tastic, peel-icious japes. Warning: May contain excessive amounts of fruit puns and humor that may or may not be suitable for all audiences.