Dad Jokes: The Ultimate LGBTQ+ Collection
LGBTQ+ Dad Jokes
- What do you call a gay person who’s always on the move? A roamer-antic!
- Why was the lesbian couple arrested? For gay-nanking!
Peachy Dad Jokes
- What do you call a gay person who loves peaches? Peachy Keen!
- Why did the gay couple go to the peach festival? To find their main squeeze!
Nail Puns
- What do you call a nail that’s always getting lost? A disappearing nail!
- Why did the nail polish go to December 18th? To get pol-ished!
LGBTQ+ Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock. Who’s there?
- Gay.
- Gay who?
- Gay on the couch and watch movies with me!
Peachy Dad Joke
- Why did the gay couple meet at the peach orchard? To get their nectar of love!
LGBTQ+ Political Anecdote
- A politician was asked if he supported LGBTQ+ rights. He replied, “I’m not just a supporter, I’m a practitioner!”
Random Joke
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they never get to the punchline on time!
Expansive Summary
This comprehensive collection of dad jokes covers a wide range of LGBTQ+ topics, including puns, anecdotes, and political humor. From the classic “roamer-antic” to the hilarious “Peachy Keen,” these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. The addition of knock-knock jokes and a random riddle adds to the entertainment value, making this the ultimate dad joke guide for the LGBTQ+ community.