Get Ready to Groan: A Dad Joke Extravaganza!
Gibbon Gibberish:
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Why did the Gibbon go to college?
- To learn how to swing from degree to degree.
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What do you call a Gibbon who’s always telling jokes?
- A totally apealling comedian.
Titanic Puns and Knock-Knocks:
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Did you hear about the Titanic sinking?
- It was a catastrophe… for the fish!
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Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gibbon.
- Gibbon who?
- Gibbon you a hand with these silly jokes!
Totally Hilarious Dad Jokes:
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What’s the difference between Totally and Almost?
- Totally means you really did something, while Almost means you almost didn’t.
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Why did Totally cross the road?
- To get to the other totally awesome side.
Gigglesome Gibbon Anecdote:
A Gibbon once ran for political office, but lost due to a lack of gravity.
Riddle Me This:
What has hands but can’t clap?
* (Answer: A watch)
D-Dad Joke:
Why did the dad jokes cross the road?
* To get to the other side… of the internet where they could torment everyone!
Expansive Summary
This article is a collection of hilarious and groan-inducing dad jokes about Gibbons, Titans, December 18th, and “totally.” It features a knock-knock joke, a funny anecdote, a riddle, and a meta dad joke about the absurdity of dad jokes. The jokes are intended to entertain readers of all ages, especially those with a taste for the delightfully silly.