Why Not Fear Death?
Dad Joke about Thanatophobia
Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired?
Because they’re always trying to rest in peace.
Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO
What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)?
A dead party pooper.
Pun Joke about Titania
Why was Titania so petite?
Because she was a fairy queen.
Knock-Knock Joke about Thanatophobia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death.
Death who?
Death… doo-doo, doo-doo-doo! You’re finally going to die!
Dad Joke about FOMO
What’s the best way to overcome FOMO (fear of missing out)?
Just stay home and do nothing. That way, you can’t possibly miss anything.
Funny Anecdote about Thanatophobia in Politics
A politician was giving a speech when he noticed a man in the audience with a terrified expression.
“Why are you so scared?” the politician asked.
“I have Thanatophobia,” the man replied.
“Oh,” said the politician. “Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you.”
The man sighed with relief. “That’s good,” he said. “I was afraid you were going to say, ‘Don’t worry, we’re all going to die one day.'”
Random Joke
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken.
Dad Joke about the Dad Jokes
What do you call these dad jokes?
Dad jokes that are about to die. Because they’re all a little Grim Reaper.