Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar
Newfie Nonsense
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What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs?
A worm.
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Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road?
To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y?
Slay’s Silly Side
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What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write?
A Slay-terate.
Pun-derful Puns
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What do you call a moon that’s really close to Earth?
A Euro-pie.
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What do you call the day before Christmas when Santa’s on strike?
De-cember 19th.
Knock, Knock, Newfoundland Humor
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Newfoundland.
- Newfoundland who?
- Newfoundland to get the lighthouse to start working, eh?
Slay’s Sarcastic Salvo
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What’s the difference between a Newfoundlander and a politician?
One’s a big fish in a small pond, and the other’s a small fry in a big pond.
Newfie Politics: A Comic Tale
A Newfie politician was giving a speech when he accidentally dropped his notes. He panicked and exclaimed, “Well, now I’m going to have to wing it!”
The audience roared with laughter, but the politician didn’t understand why. He said, “What’s so funny about flying an aircraft?”
Random Riddle for the Road
What can you catch but not throw?
… A cold
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Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re groan-worthy.
Expansive Summary:
Our exploration into the realm of dad jokes took us on a whimsical journey filled with puns, riddles, and snarky quips. We marveled at the absurd logic of Newfoundland jokes, chuckled at Slay’s silly wordplay, and reveled in the pun-ishment of celestial and calendar-related humor. Even Newfie politics couldn’t escape the clutches of comedic commentary. Along the way, we encountered a riddle that left us pondering and a dad joke that made us roll our eyes with amusement.