Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Laugh
Phoebe Jokes
Phoebe: Why did Phoebe get lost in the woods?
Answer: Because she didn’t have a map!
Flex: Why was Phoebe’s boyfriend, Flex, so good at gymnastics?
Answer: Because he was always bending over to tie his shoes!
Oberon Jokes
Oberon: What do you call a fairy that loves the snow?
Answer: A snow-Beron!
December 19th Jokes
December 19th: Why do people who are born on December 19th have great memories?
Answer: Because they always remember what they want for Christmas!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock: Who’s there?
Phoebe: Phoebe.
Knock-Knock: Phoebe who?
Answer: Phoebe a doctor in the house?
Flex Jokes
Flex: Why did Flex get a new hairstyle?
Answer: Because he wanted to crop his “Mohawk.”
Phoebe Politics
Phoebe decided to run for mayor of her small town. When asked about her political platform, she simply replied, “I promise to make sure every street is paved with milk… and honey!”
Random Joke
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Answer: A stick!