Muscular Dad Jokes: A Workout for Your Funny Bone
Muscles Punchline Power
- Why don’t bodybuilders make good dancers? Because they’re too stiff!
Yo Mamma Muscle Madness
- Yo mamma’s so flexible, she can do a split without stretching.
Mouthful of Mischief
- What do you call a fish with no mouth? A silent swimmer!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Muscles.
- Muscles who?
- Muscles break your teeth if you don’t let me in!
Yo Mamma’s Muscle Maneuver
- Yo mamma’s so strong, she can lift a truck with her veins.
Muscles in the Political Arena
- A muscle-bound politician was bragging, “I’m so powerful, I could bench press an entire crowd!”
- A heckler replied, “Sure, but could you represent them afterwards?”
Random Riddling Rascality
- I’m full of keys, but I have no lock. I have a space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I? (A keyboard)