Holy Cow, Dad Jokes!
Religious Roles
“What do you call a priest who’s always in trouble?”
– A rebel without a cross!
Holy Humdrum
“Why couldn’t the atheist find his church?”
– Because it was a non-believer!
December 20th: Pun-derful Day
“What do you call the day when everyone gets a holiday, except for nails?”
– December 19th! (Get it? Twenty nails and…)
Knock, Knock: Religious Roles
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Bishop.”
“Bishop who?”
“Bishop up and see me sometime!”
Basic Dad Jokes: The Holy Grail
“What do you call a dad who’s always telling jokes about his priest?”
– A church comedian!
Dad Jokes in Politics
“Heard about the politician who tried to run for pope?”
– He couldn’t get elected because he didn’t have enough cross-party support!
Riddle Time
“I have 12 babies, but only one father. What am I?”
– A year
Bonus Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
“Why are dad jokes so bad?”
– Because they’re only for the holy and righteous!