Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting sheep.
Interrupting sheep w-
BAAAAA!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing!
Stomach Pun
What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock who?
Who’s there?
Wordplay Wonder
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Knock Knock in Politics
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nancy Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi who?
You know, there ain’t no speech the can’t Pelosi!
Random Joke
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Riddle
I have three eyes but cannot see. I can tell time, but I have no hands. What am I? (Answer: A traffic light)
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s actually funny?
A dad joke well done!