Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes
Stargate Atlantis Jokery
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Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream!
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What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger!
Puns of the Day
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What do you call blood vessels that can never agree on anything? Artery-mentary!
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Why is December 20th the pun-iest day of the year? Because it’s Punny Solstice!
Knock-Knock on Atlantis’s Door
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atlantis.
Atlantis who?
Atlantis-tic to see you!
Nature’s Laughs
- Why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling bark!
Political Puns
- Why did General O’Neill run for President? Because he wanted to be the commander-in-chief of the Stargate program!
Random Riddle
- What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? Your breath!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re just like your father: old, predictable, and embarrassing!
Expansive Summary
From Wraith cravings to treehugging Ancients, these dad jokes have something for everyone. They’ll make you groan, cringe, and possibly laugh out loud. So gather your friends, family, and fellow Stargate enthusiasts and prepare to unleash the ultimate dad joke fest!