Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes
The Bra-vo Puns of Lingerie
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Why did the man buy his wife lingerie? Because he wanted to see her in a bra-vo performance!
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What do you call a bra that’s always hungry? A roar-bra!
Hair-Raising Holiday Humor
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What do you call a hair follicle on December 21st? A win-ter-sun!
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Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lace.
- Lace who?
- Lace up your corset, it’s almost Valentine’s Day!
Animal Puns for the Win
- Why did the turtle wear a bra? Because he didn’t want to shell out for a bikini!
Lingerie in Politics
- President Clinton was asked if he had ever seen Monica Lewinsky in her lingerie. He replied, “Just thong you very much!”
Random Ridiculousness
- What do you call a moth that flies around a lightbulb? A bulb-dozer!