Read on for a Laugh Attack with These Dad Jokes
What do you call a U.S. Representative who can’t tell the truth?
A fibber in the House!
Why did Santa Claus run for U.S. Representative?
To spread holiday cheer, deck the halls with bills, and pass laws to make toys legal year-round!
What do you call a nipple that gets frostbite on December 21st?
A winter-nipple!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
U.S. Representative.
U.S. Representative who?
U.S. Representative… my gift to you under the tree!*
Why is it so hard to trust a U.S. Representative during the holidays?
They’re always trying to sleigh you with their promises!
In a political anecdote, a U.S. Representative was giving a speech when he accidentally sneezed. He quickly covered his mouth and said, “Bless you, my constituents!”
Bonus Joke: Why did the guy put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold, hard cash!
Dad Joke Overload
These dad jokes are a hilarious blend of political humor, holiday puns, and general silliness. From a representative who can’t tell a fib to one who wants to make toys legal all year, there’s a joke here for every taste. And don’t forget the classic knock-knock joke, which is sure to get a chuckle.