Dad Jokes or Dad Groans? The Plains and the Painful Jokes
Plains’ Liaisons
Why did the plainsman get lost?
Because he didn’t have any maps, just No Cap.
Lymph-hatic Puns
What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always full?
A bloated tube.
December 22nd Holiday Ho-Ho-Hoax
What do you call the day after Christmas when all the presents are gone?
December 22nd!
Plains’ Ridiculous Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plains.
Plains who?
No cap, it’s me, the king of all jokes!
No Cap, I’m Not the Greatest
Why did the politician from the plains wear a “No Cap” hat?
Because he had No Cap-ital.
Peculiar Plainsmen
I saw a plainsman walking down the street with a giant mirror.
I asked him what he was doing.
He said, “I’m trying to see if I can improve my looks.”
Riddle Me This, Please
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.