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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh

Dad Joke About Ba’al Shem Tov

What do you call Ba’al Shem Tov’s favorite shape? A hex-agon!

Tubular Joke

Why did Ba’al Shem Tov invent the tubular? So he could wear his pants with flare!

Pun Joke

Why was Venus so upset on December 22nd? Because it was the shortest day of the year!

Knock-Knock Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ba’al Shem.
Ba’al Shem who?
Ba’al Shem out of here with these bad jokes!

Tubular Dad Joke

Why did Ba’al Shem Tov’s tubular invention fail? Because it was too tubular!

Ba’al Shem Tov in Politics

Once, Ba’al Shem Tov was asked to run for office. He replied, “I’m not qualified. I’ve never been in a synagogue!”

Random Joke

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

A Good Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes

What’s the difference between these dad jokes and a balanced diet? A balanced diet makes you groan less!