Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile)

Prior/Prioress Puns

• What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants!
• Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!**

Galatea/December 22nd Puns

• What do you call a Galatea who’s always cold? A **Statue of Liberty!
• Why is December 22nd the shortest day of the year? Because it’s the winter **solstice!**

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
• Who’s there?
• Prior.
• Prior who?
  Prior to the future, we were in the past!

Bodacious Dad Jokes

• Why did the bodacious nun get kicked out of the convent? Because she was too **flashy!**

Political Prior-ities

• How do you get a Prior elected to office? By giving them a **campaign promise!**

Random Joke

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Snarky Expansion Summary

Gather ’round, folks, for a chuckle-fest! We’ve dug up some of the cheesiest, corniest, and downright hilarious dad jokes that will leave you rolling your eyes (and secretly laughing). From prior-ities to bodacious puns, we’ve got ’em all. And if that’s not enough, we’ve thrown in a random joke for good measure. Prepare for some groan-worthy humor, but hey, at least it’s better than your average bedtime story!