Dad Jokes: The Solo Poly Edition
Solo Poly Dad Jokes
- What does a solo polyamorist do for a hobby? Solo dancing.
- Why did the solo polyamorist get elected to office? Because they had a lot of “represented” relationships.
Witty Puns
- What do you call a belly button that’s a huge fan of the holiday season? A navel advent calendar.
- What do you call the winter solstice? The “decemburr” solstice.
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Solo poly.
Solo poly who?
You’re the only poly I need!
Sussy Dad Jokes
- What do you call an imposter among a group of solo polyamorists? Sus!
- Why was the solo polyamorist kicked out of the Among Us game? Too many crewmates.
Dad Joke Anecdote
A politician was asked about their stance on solo polyamory. They replied, “I’ve never heard of it, but it sounds like a great way to represent all relationships!”
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!