Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye-Rollers
Prior-tastery
- Why is a Prior like a dude at a party? Because he’s always at the abbey (hanging around)!
Dude-licious
- What do you call a Prior who’s always late? A Dude En-delay!
Heart-ful of Puns
- What do you call a heart that’s full of love on December 22nd? A winter warmer!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Prior.
- Prior who?
- Prior-ity is on the list!
Dude-licious, Again
- What do you call a Dude who’s always getting lost? A Dude En-disarray!
Political Prior-ity
- Why was the Prior in trouble? Because he kept interrupting the Pope’s sermons with “Amen, dude!”
Random Riddle
- What has a neck but no head and arms but no hands? A shirt!
Dad Joke Dad Joke
- What do you call a dad who loves to tell bad jokes? A dad joke legend (wait for it… wait for it… leg end)!
Expansive Summary
This article is a compilation of the most hilarious (and groan-worthy) dad jokes on various topics, including religion, holidays, and even politics. From the Prior-tastery puns to the Dude-licious dad jokes, this collection is sure to make you roll your eyes and crack a smile. So, if you’re looking for a laugh that’s both terrible and delightful, look no further than these dad jokes!