Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Seafood Extravaganza
Seafood jokes are like ocean puns: they’re both reel-y bad.
Yass Seafood Dad Joke:
What do you call a fish that’s always on time?
A Yass fish!
Uvula Pun:
What hangs in your throat and can’t sing?
Your uvula!
December 22nd Pun:
Why did the calendar get arrested?
For having too many dates!
Seafood Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna be a great day!
Yass-Related Dad Joke:
What do you call a fish that’s from Yass, Alabama?
A Yassinator!
Anecdote:
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of seafood. As he was explaining the nutritional benefits, he accidentally said, “Fish is a great source of opal glands!” The audience gasped, but then realized he meant “omega-3 glands.” Oops!
Random Riddle:
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re so shellfish!