Dive into Laughter with Hilarious Dad Jokes: A Swimming Humorfest
Swimming Dad Joke:
Why did the swimmer wear goggles?
Because they couldn’t see where they were going!
The Man and Swimming Dad Joke:
Why did The Man jump into the swimming pool?
To make a big splash in the world!
Dione or December 22nd Pun Joke:
Why is Dione the coldest month?
Because it’s De-cember 22nd!
Swimming Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swimming.
Swimming who?
Swimming out of here before I get another bad joke!
The Man Swimming Dad Joke:
What does The Man call a swimming pool?
A man-made lagoon!
Swimming in Politics Anecdote:
A politician was swimming laps at the pool when he noticed a woman drowning.
“Help!” she screamed.
The politician calmly replied, “I’m sorry, but I don’t have time for constituents right now. I’m practicing my backstroke!”
Random Joke/Riddle:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!