Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle)
Parish Secretary Jokes:
- What do you call a parish secretary who makes mistakes? A typo-secretary.
- What’s the difference between a parish secretary and a literary figure? One files papers, the other files fiction.
Pun Jokes:
- What do you call a calendar near me? A time-keeper.
- What do you call December 23rd? The day before Adam’s Eve was created.
Knock-Knock Jokes:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Parish.
- Parish who?
- Parish the thought of not laughing!
Literary Jokes:
- What do you call a novel written by a parish secretary? A clerical masterpiece.
- Why did the bookworm join the parish? To read the gospels!
Political Anecdote:
A parish secretary was running for town council. Her opponent accused her of being unqualified. In a witty response, she said, “I may not be a politician, but at least I know where to find the Bible in a library!”
Random Joke:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!