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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle)

Parish Secretary Jokes:

  • What do you call a parish secretary who makes mistakes? A typo-secretary.
  • What’s the difference between a parish secretary and a literary figure? One files papers, the other files fiction.

Pun Jokes:

  • What do you call a calendar near me? A time-keeper.
  • What do you call December 23rd? The day before Adam’s Eve was created.

Knock-Knock Jokes:

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Parish.
  • Parish who?
  • Parish the thought of not laughing!

Literary Jokes:

  • What do you call a novel written by a parish secretary? A clerical masterpiece.
  • Why did the bookworm join the parish? To read the gospels!

Political Anecdote:

A parish secretary was running for town council. Her opponent accused her of being unqualified. In a witty response, she said, “I may not be a politician, but at least I know where to find the Bible in a library!”

Random Joke:

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!