Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition
Swimming Dad Joke:
Why did the swimmer get lost?
Because they took the wrong stroke!
Millennial Swimming Dad Joke:
What do you call a millennial swimmer?
A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer.
Punny Spinal Cord Joke:
What do you call a broken spinal cord?
A “spineless” cord.
December 23rd Pun:
What’s another name for December 23rd?
“Two-days-before-mas.”
Swimming Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swim.
Swim who?
Swim faster, you’re gonna drown!
Millennial Dad Joke:
What do you call a millennial who spends all their time in the pool?
A “pool-phone.”
Political Swimming Anecdote:
A politician was swimming in a pool when he heard a voice from the sky.
“You’re doing a terrible job!”
The politician looked up and said, “Who said that?”
The voice replied, “The voters. They’re all at the bottom of the pool.”
Random Joke/Riddle:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Salty Dad Joke About Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re the puns you can’t avo-dad!