Get Ready for a Dad Joke Extravaganza!
The Expanse: Dad Joke Edition
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Why did the Belter refuse to buy the razor?
Because he couldn’t find a razor that was “s” rated. -
Why should you never give Holden a mushroom?
Because he’ll just spore-gate you.
Shade-Themed Dad Jokes
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What do you call a Shade who’s always making dad jokes?
A “shaded comedian.” -
Why did the Shade cross the asteroid belt?
To get to the other asteroid.
Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes
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What do you call a lymph node that’s always swollen?
A lymph load. -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
December 23rd.
December 23rd who?
You’re a day late and a dollar short!
Knock-Knock Joke (Expanse Edition)
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-pand the Collapse Protocol!
Another Shade-Related Dad Joke
- What do you call a Shade who’s always complaining?
A “whine-y” Shade.
Political Anecdote
- In a recent political debate, one candidate proposed sending a group of scientists to Belter space. The other candidate replied, “Why bother? They’ll just shoot ’em down!”
Random Joke or Riddle
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re “pun”-ishment for our children.
Expansive Summary
In this article, we’ve delved into the hilarious world of dad jokes related to the beloved science fiction series, The Expanse. From puns about Belters and razors to knock-knock jokes about Alex and even a political anecdote, there’s something for every Expanse fan with a dad joke craving. So grab a mug of some nice, hot joe and enjoy these gems!