Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous
If you’re looking for a quick chuckle to kick-start your day, look no further! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief.
Running Dad Jokes
- Why did the runner get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS legs!
- What do you call a slow runner? A tortoise in tennis shoes!
- How do you fix a cracked running track? With a running patch!
Squad-Related Dad Joke
- Why did the Squad run in a marathon? To show the government they were serious about getting to the finish line!
Punny Jokes
- What do you call a really loud windpipe? A trachea-phony!
- What do you call the 23rd of December? Two-cember twenty-third!
Knock-Knock Joke about Running
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Running. Running who? Running late for my workout!
Dad Joke about Squad
- How many Squad members does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, they just keep passing it around until it screws in!
Political Running Anecdote
A politician was running for office and promised to build a new running track for the community. When asked how he would fund it, he said, “I’ll just have the people run for it!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all knee-slappers!