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Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous

If you’re looking for a quick chuckle to kick-start your day, look no further! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief.

Running Dad Jokes

  • Why did the runner get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS legs!
  • What do you call a slow runner? A tortoise in tennis shoes!
  • How do you fix a cracked running track? With a running patch!

Squad-Related Dad Joke

  • Why did the Squad run in a marathon? To show the government they were serious about getting to the finish line!

Punny Jokes

  • What do you call a really loud windpipe? A trachea-phony!
  • What do you call the 23rd of December? Two-cember twenty-third!

Knock-Knock Joke about Running

  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Running. Running who? Running late for my workout!

Dad Joke about Squad

  • How many Squad members does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, they just keep passing it around until it screws in!

Political Running Anecdote

A politician was running for office and promised to build a new running track for the community. When asked how he would fund it, he said, “I’ll just have the people run for it!”

Random Joke/Riddle

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  • What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

  • Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all knee-slappers!