Uranus: The Dad Joke of Planets
Uranus Joke about Space and Time
Why is Uranus so far from Earth?
Because it’s a long way to Uranus!
Uranus Joke about Adulting
What do you call an adult who loves astronomy?
A urinarian!
Kidney Pun
Why did the kidney get lost?
Because it couldn’t find its urethra!
Knock-Knock Joke about Uranus
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uranus.
Uranus who?
Uranus a cold, dark place!
Related Dad Joke about Adulting
Why did the adulting hurricane get so mad?
Because it had a windshear!
Uranus in Politics
Did you hear about the politician who claimed Uranus was his birth planet?
He was spacey and out of this world!
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re made for Uranus!