Dad Joke Delight: Whippets, Wordplay, and Yucks
Whip Me Up a Dad Joke
What do you call a whippet that’s always running?
A road runner!
Politically Incorrect Whippet Puns
Why did the whippet get arrested?
For jaywalking… in a cross-breed neighborhood!
Spinal Cord Pun
What did the inmate say when he got out of prison?
“I’m back on my feet again!”
Whippet Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whippet.
Whippet who?
Whippet down and give me a kiss!
Politically Incorrect Whippet Anecdote
A blonde, a redhead, and a whippet walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, what’s with the whippet?”
The blonde replies, “Well, we were going to vote for Donald Trump but we got lost and ended up in the wrong neighborhood.”
Random Yuck
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re groan-worthy!