Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny
Prior/Prioress Puns
- What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist.
- Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir.
Ureters/December 24th Pun
- What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? “Merry Urine-mas!”
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Prior.
- Prior who?
- Prior-itize your funny bone, dude!
Satire Joke
- What’s the difference between satire and a salad? One’s full of dressing, and the other’s full of dressing down!
Political Anecdote
- A politician once asked a Prior, “What’s the secret to political success?” The Prior replied, “Lying, cheating, and stealing.” The politician was shocked. “Oh, come on,” he chuckled, “You’re kidding, right?” The Prior smiled and said, “I’m not kidding, but I’m lying.”
Random Riddle
- What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What’s the best thing about dad jokes? They’re groan-worthy, so you’ll have plenty of material to laugh or groan about!