Dad Jokes: A Treasury of Groans and Giggles
Strip Club Shenanigans
- Why did the guy get kicked out of the strip club? Because he kept trying to dance with his pants on!
- What do you call a group of strippers who love wordplay? Wordplay Wonders!
Pun-tastic Festivities
- What do you call the smallest part of a human? The small intestine!
- What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a strip club? December 25th with a bunch of exposed ornaments!
Knock-Knock Opportunity
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Strip club.
- Strip club who?
- I’m here to get rid of my wrinkles!
Wordplay Wonders
- Why did the stripper get lost? Because she couldn’t find her T-bar!
- What do you call a stripper who hates heights? A ground pole dancer!
Political Puns
- Heard about the politician who visited a strip club? He got a lap dance from the leader of the opposition!
Bonus Anecdote
- Did you hear about the city council that passed a law against strip clubs? They called it the “no poles in politics” ordinance!
Out of the Blue
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and thought, “I’m dressing to impress!”
Dad Joke of the Day
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re often groan-worthy!