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Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh

Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition

“Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!”

“My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!”

Nose or December 25th Pun

“What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!'”

Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Gibbon.”
“Gibbon who?”
“Gibbon you a free hug!”

Dad Joke: Rizz Edition

“My son asked me, ‘Dad, what’s Rizz?’ I said, ‘Rizz not gonna happen today, kiddo.'”

Anecdote: Gibbon in Politics

A gibbon ran for president. His platform? “Swinging into action for a better tomorrow!”

Random Joke

“What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!”

Dad Joke: Dad Joke Edition

“Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re a-peel-ing!”

Expansive Summary

These dad jokes cover a wide range of topics, from gibbons to noses to Christmas and even politics. They may be a bit corny or silly, but they’re sure to bring a smile to your face. Just remember, when it comes to dad jokes, the puns and groans are half the fun!