Prepare for a Dad Joke Bonanza!
Dad Joke Central: Parathyroid Glands Edition
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What do you call a parathyroid gland that’s always stealing from you? A “parathIEFroid!”
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Why did the simp’s parathyroid glands get jealous? Because the Simp One took all the attention!
Pun-tastic Glottis and December 25th Puns
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What do you call a glottis that’s always saying “no”? A “not-so-glottis!”
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What do you get when you cross December 25th with a microphone? A “Christmas carol!”
Knock Knock on Parathyroidland’s Door
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Para.
Para who?
Parathyroid glands, the unsung heroes of calcium regulation!
Simp-ly Irresistible Dad Joke
- What do you call a simp who can’t keep a secret? A “Simp-leton!”
Political Parathyroid Peculiarity
In a shocking political twist, the mayor was accused of having the worst parathyroid glands in history. When questioned, he simply shrugged and said, “I guess I’m just an ‘underachiever-thyroid’!”
Random Riddle
What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.
Dad Joke Metamorphosis
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the butt of all jokes!
Summary
Hold on to your sides as you laugh out loud at these silly and sometimes snarky dad jokes. From parathyroid puns to Christmas carols and knock-knock jokes, this article is a joke-fest that will leave you in stitches. And remember, even though these jokes may be bad, they’re still the “best worst jokes” you’ll ever hear!