Dad Jokes: Home Edition
Home Maintenance Misery
Dad: Why did the plumber get mad at his toolbox?
Kid: Because it had too many loose ends!
Bae-sics of Home Repair
Dad: What did Bae say when she fixed the leaky faucet?
Kid: “Problem solved, Bae-sic!”
Seasonal Silliness
Dad: What do you call an infected throat on December 26th?
Kid: Boxing Adenoid!
Knock-Knock Humor
Dad: Knock, knock.
Kid: Who’s there?
Dad: Homer.
Kid: Homer who?
Dad: Homer your door needs fixing!
Bae-related Dad Joke
Dad: What did Bae use to patch the hole in the drywall?
Kid: Her “wall-bae” paper!
Political Home Improvement
Dad: Why are politicians so good at home maintenance?
Kid: Because they’re always “fixing” things!
Random Riddle
Dad: What’s the difference between a hammer and a screwdriver?
Kid: You hit a nail with a hammer, but you screw a screw.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Dad: Why are dad jokes so bad?
Kid: Because they’re home-grown!