Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kleptomaniac
Kleptomania Special
What do you call a person with kleptomania?
A sticky-fingered enthusiast.
What’s the difference between a radical and a kleptomaniac?
A radical believes in taking extreme measures, while a kleptomaniac believes in taking extreme measures of other people’s possessions.
Pun-derful Interlude
What do you call a hydra with eight heads?
An octo-hydra.
What do you call the day after Christmas when you’ve stolen all the presents?
Boxing Day.
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Klepto.
Klepto who?
Klepto the remote, so we can change the channel.
Radical Rhymes
What do you get when you cross a kleptomaniac with a radical?
Someone who believes in extreme measures to redistribute wealth… without permission.
Kleptomania in Politics
A politician is accused of kleptomania. The judge asks, “How many items did you steal?” The politician replies, “Well, I took five watches, but I only intended to take four.”
Random Riddle
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
Bonus Dad Joke
What do you call a dad joke about dad jokes?
A recursive humor loop.