Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim
Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes:
- What do you call a lazy Saturnian? A ring-dinger!
- How do Saturnians read the newspaper? They use their ring lights!
Saturn-ting Bad Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a promiscuous Saturnian? A hooker on Saturn’s rings!
- Why are Saturnians bad dancers? Because they have too many rings!
Pun-derful Puns:
- What do you call someone who’s afraid of December 26th? A Box-er!
- Why are nerves so bad at poker? Because they always get a little bit jumpy!
Cosmic Knock-Knock:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Saturn.
- Saturn who?
- Saturn-ly get us some ice cream!
More Naughty Nonsense:
- Why did the Saturnian break up with his girlfriend? Because he didn’t want to put a ring on it!
- What do you call a Saturnian who’s always getting into trouble? A ring-leader!
Saturn in the Political Realm:
Did you hear about the Saturnian politician who was running for office? He promised to keep a low profile and stay focused on the rings around his planet.
Random Ridiculousness:
There’s a new weight loss program that’s sweeping the galaxy. It’s called the Black Hole Diet, where you eat nothing and before you know it, you’re sucked into a black hole and become a singularity!
Dad Joke Meta-Joke:
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re just as old as the rings of Saturn, and in the cosmic scheme of things, that’s pretty ancient!