Dad Jokes: A Suspension of Laughter
Dad Jokes About Rappelling
Joke 1:
Q: What do you call a rapper who loves climbing?
A: A rappeller.
Joke 2:
Q: Why did the rapper get stuck on the cliff?
A: Because his dig it was too weak!
Pun Jokes
Joke:
What do you call a planet that’s totally into Christmas?
A: Mars the Red Planet, because it’s “all about that bass.”
Joke:
What day is the worst for wrapping presents?
A: December 27th, because it’s a “torn” paper day!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca… that rappelling gear, I’m heading to the mountains!
Related Dad Jokes
Joke:
Q: What do you call a politician who loves digging?
A: A “dig-nitary.”
Anecdote
A politician once went rappelling for a photo op. As he reached the bottom of the cliff, he accidentally dropped his glasses. He shouted to his aide, “Go fetch my spectacles!”
The aide replied, “Sorry, sir, but I can’t. I’m afraid of heights.”
Random Joke
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.
Summary
These dad jokes provide a humorous suspension to the often-serious activity of rappelling. From puns to knock-knock jokes and anecdotal humor, there’s a giggle-inducing quip for every rock-climbing enthusiast. Even if the jokes are sometimes corny or cringeworthy, they are guaranteed to evoke a chuckle or two, making any rappelling adventure a bit more lighthearted.